Takes about two minutes. "I don't know" is a perfectly good answer to every one of them, and so is leaving it blank.
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I build the whole thing
Words, layout, pictures, the works. You'll see a real link you can click, usually inside 14 days.
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You say what to change
Tell me in plain English. I make the changes, it goes live, and you get an update as soon as it's ready.
Everything, one price
Own Your Piece of the Web
Everything a customer needs to find you, trust you and call you. All of it done for you, live in about fourteen days. Tap the arrow on any line to see everything inside it.
Five core pages built around your business, not a template
A page for every service you offer
A page for every area you work
Fast on any phone, right in every browser
Your Facebook and Instagram linked
A proper photo preview when your link gets shared
Privacy and terms pages
A gallery of your work
Before and after sliders
Photos and videos designed into the pages, so it all looks like one piece
Everything compressed so your pages load in under two seconds
Photos cropped, color corrected and cleaned up
A short video at the top of your homepage
A new photo or video you send is live within a day
Licensed stock photos to fill any gaps
A logo drawn for you
Colors and lettering picked to match
Every word on every page written for you
You talk, I type. No writing homework
Google Business Profile claimed and filled in properly
Your name, address and phone matching across 20+ places people search
Top 10 searches your ideal customers look for
A page that answers each one, written so AI answers can quote you
A proper title and description on every page
Schema markup, so Google can show your hours, services and stars
A sitemap submitted to Google
Google Search Console set up in your name
Passes Google's speed and mobile checks
Domain registered in your name
Hosting in your name
The padlock (secure https)
Your own professional you@yourbusiness.com email
Every login handed over in one folder
One email a month, in plain English
Who visited
Who called
Where they came from
My personal cell number
Changes done inside a day
For the first 90 days
I'm that sure you'll love it. If you don't, I'll eat my hat
30 full days from the day you pay
Email me the word “refund”. That is the entire process
Every dollar back, no questions asked, no counter offer, no hard feelings
One payment, no monthly feesLive in 14 daysYou own everythingEat My Hat Guarantee
The Eat My Hat Guarantee.
Not happy in 30 days? Every dollar back, and I'll eat my hat.
I'm that sure you'll love it. You get 30 full days from the day you pay. Email me the word “refund”, that is the entire process, and every dollar comes back. No questions asked, no counter offer, no hard feelings.
Your domain stays in your name either way. You have absolutely nothing to lose.
Hundreds of products, inventory, shipping rules. That needs Shopify and somebody who lives in it.
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A mobile phone app
The thing you download from the App Store is a different job with different tools, and I don't build them. Websites are what I do. (A members' area or a login on your website is fine, that one just ask me about.)
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Anyone happy with a generic $16 Squarespace site
Squarespace is $16 a month and genuinely fine if you enjoy building it yourself. This is for people who'd rather never open one, and who don't want the same template as everyone else.
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The cheapest quote in town
There is a $60 option on Fiverr. If that's the number in your head, we'll waste each other's afternoon.
Who it is for: the plumber, the stylist, the roofer, the bookkeeper. One owner, a phone that needs to ring, and no interest in becoming a web designer.
Questions
The things people ask me.
If yours isn't here, book the free call and just ask.
What if I don't like it? Do I really get my money back?
Yes. That's the Eat My Hat Guarantee. 30 days from the day you pay, full refund, no questions asked. You email me the word "refund" and that's the entire process. I don't ask why, I don't counter-offer, I don't put you on a call.
Who owns the website when it's done?
You do. All of it. The domain is registered in your name with your email on it. The site files are yours. The Google Business Profile is under your account, not mine.
If you ever want to move to another web person, you send them one email and they take it. There's no lock-in, no license, nothing you're renting from me. I've seen too many people find out their "web guy" owns their domain and holds it over them. Not here.
Are there monthly fees? What's the catch?
No monthly fee to me. One payment, we're square.
Two real costs continue and they're both yours, paid direct, not through me: the domain name (about $15 a year) and hosting. For a normal small business site the hosting I set up is free at your traffic level, and if you ever outgrow it you're looking at a few dollars a month. I'll show you exactly where both of those live before we finish.
How do I get changes made later?
You email or text me and say what you want in plain English. "Take the Tuesday hours off." "New photo of the truck." "Price went up to $95." I make it and tell you when it's done.
You get two rounds of changes during the build, then 90 days where you text me and I make the change. After that it's $60 an hour, and most requests are well under an hour, or I'll quote you a flat number first if it's bigger.
You will never be handed a login and told to figure it out, unless you specifically want one.
How long does it actually take?
About fourteen days from when I have your answers to a link you can click. Some go quicker. The thing that slows it down is almost always waiting on photos or a decision from you, so if you're fast, I'm fast.
Do I need to know anything about computers?
No. Genuinely, no. Most people who fill in the questionnaire don't know what a domain is, don't have a logo, and don't have photos ready. That is the normal starting point and it costs you nothing extra.
You'll never install anything, never log into a builder, and never be sent a tutorial video.
I don't have photos or a logo. Is that a problem?
Not a problem. I'll send you a one page list of what to photograph on your own phone, and I'll crop, clean up and place whatever you send. Anything still missing, I'll fill with good licensed photography chosen to match your trade and placed so it doesn't look like stock. The logo I draw for you either way.
If you do have photos on your phone, even bad ones, send them. A real photo of your actual truck beats a stock photo of somebody else's every time, and I'll clean them up.
Will I show up on Google?
I do the setup properly: your pages are written and structured so Google can read what you do and where you do it, your Google Business Profile is claimed and filled out correctly, and your name, address and phone are consistent everywhere. For most local Houston businesses that alone is a big jump, because the bar is low.
What I will not do is promise you a ranking. Nobody can, and the people who do are selling you a monthly retainer. If you want an ongoing SEO campaign after this, that's a different service from a different person.
Can we meet in person? Where are you?
Houston. And yes, happily. I'll come to your shop, your house, or meet you somewhere in the middle. Katy, Pearland, Cypress, Sugar Land, Kingwood, The Woodlands, all fine. If you're further out than that we can still do it, just give me a bit of notice on the drive.
Plenty of people never meet me and that works fine too. Whichever you prefer.
How does payment work? Do you take a deposit?
Nothing is charged on this site. We talk first, on a free 15-minute call, so you know exactly what you're getting before any money moves.
If it's a fit and you want to go ahead, I'll email you a secure payment link afterward. One payment, by card, I never see your card number, and the 30-day refund still applies.
I already have a website. Can you fix it instead?
Usually it's faster and cheaper to build a new one than to untangle whatever the last person left behind, and the price is the same either way. Send me the address on the questionnaire and I'll tell you honestly which is better for you.
If you have a site you like that just needs work, say so on the call. I'm not going to sell you a rebuild you don't need.
Do you do online stores, booking systems, payments?
Booking and card payments aren't in the standard build, but they're the most common thing people add and they work well for a service business: pick a time, pay a deposit, done. Ask me on the call and I'll quote it.
A full online store with a product catalog and inventory is a different job and I'm not the right person for it. See the "not for everybody" list above, I mean it.
What do you need from me to start?
Your name and email. That's the only required part of the questionnaire.
Helpful but optional: what you do in a sentence, your phone number, your service area, your hours, any photos, and anything you've been told about your current site that annoys you. Everything else we work out together.
What happens after the support period ends?
Nothing breaks and nothing switches off. The site is yours and it keeps running. The only thing that ends is my free-changes window, after which changes are hourly.
Your domain renews once a year on your own card, and I'll remind you the first time it comes around.
Let's build your piece of the web!
Nothing is charged and nothing is decided until we've talked it through.
